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"It was a smart phone until I downloaded Twitter"
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"Who's the nicest player in the NFL? Drew Brees. The guy's a saint."
"A buddhist monk goes to a hot dog stand ""What will it be for you, my friend?"" - the vendor asks. ""Make me one with everything"""
"The average person has sex 89 times a year My December is going to be fucking sick"
"I prayed for snow on my wedding... No snow, but I did get 6 inches on my honeymoon."
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"Some say global warming is caused by an increase in greenhouse gases, but I know that's a cover up for the truth: too many hot local singles"
"What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman can go into a convenience store without Robin."
"what sex position produces the ugliest babies? ask your mother"
"Just saw a car with a license plate that says FLSH ME. Ok, douche. What are you, a dead goldfish? Flush yourself."