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Joke of the Day

"Operator: 911, what's your emergency. Me: I'm 33 and I tried to do a cartwheel."

"Why is twelve an unfair number? Because it's two against one"

"What's the difference between a good joke and A bad joke timing"

"I'm sick of everyone one reddit corecting my spelling."

"You know what's white and crawls up your leg? Uncle Ben's perverted rice."

"Polls show that 80% of black males enjoy sex in the shower The other 20% had not gone to prison yet"

"I'm pretty sure the whole ""ladies first"" thing was created by a guy just to check out ass."

"You remember when you were a kid, you had tons of fun blowing bubbles in the bathtub? I saw Bubbles the other day, he told me to say ""Hi!""."

"Mother: Does your teacher like you ? Son: Like me she loves me. Look at all those X's on my test paper !"

"I don't care how polite your sign is, i'm flushing the toilet paper."