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Joke of the Day

"A young Bruce Wayne falls into a cave full of pugs. He later becomes Pugman and keeps the streets of Gotham clean and downright adorable."

"How do cows get their gossip? They herd it through the bovine."

"Dad: ""Hey son, what has four legs and doesn't breathe?"" Son: ""Haha, you can't fool me again Dad! A chair!"" Dad: ""Not this time, son. Our dog died."""

"I bet Oscar Pistorius has a rough time in prison. He can't even stand up for himself."

"Life sucks, I lent a guy ten grand to get plastic surgery, and now I don't know what he looks like."

"""There are nine holes on a chair. A man sat and farted. Which hole did the fart go through?"" The asshole."

"Why don't women wear skirts in the winter? Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich?"

"Legs spread faster than lies these days"

"What's the fastest way to heaven? It depends on the flight delays."

"When it comes to physically abusive relationships... They are hit or miss"