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Joke of the Day

"Dad: ""Hey son, what has four legs and doesn't breathe?"" Son: ""Haha, you can't fool me again Dad! A chair!"" Dad: ""Not this time, son. Our dog died."""

"[1st Date] Brain: Be cool, gurl Him: Hi, I'm Ja- Me: Toilet paper should be called crapkins Him: Netflix: So... Just you and me again, eh?"

"Siri, what's depression? Siri: Here are your directions to Chuck E Cheese."

"A dyslexic man walks into a bra. ... yeah that's the whole joke."

"How do they educate locomotive drivers? They train them"

"Did you hear about the new movie about the Nazi with a speech impediment? Schindler's Lisp"

"A blonde, brunette, and a red head walk into a bar Wow, these are great binoculars!"

"Came up with this one today How do the Russians invade the Ukraine? They rush in."

"Things Michael J. Fox would be good at Grating Parmesan cheese."

"I'm not saying all my friends are Pot Heads But we did have a 2 hour discussion on how Sponge Bob Grills underwater"