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Joke of the Day

"[job interview] ""Under skill it says nicknames?"" ""You know it Sex Dragon."" ""Sex Dragon wants to know when you can start?"""

"A lady told me that Autism is punishment for the sins of the parent. That is the story of me punching a lady in a church parking lot."

"What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken? It staged a coup"

"A termite walks into a bar Steps up to the counter, knocks on it and asks ""Is the bartender here?""."

"*Puts on apron* *Places Pop Tarts on plate* *Removes apron*"

"There's a hole in the nudist camp's wall The police are looking into it."

"If people were as passionate about world affairs as they are about their opinions on tattoos, we'd be on WWVIII by now."

"Cops: COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS WHERE WE CAN SEE THEM Invisible Hands Adam: shit"

"What's the best fantasy book? A bible"

"I have a lips which makes me psecial"