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Joke of the Day
"*Puts on apron* *Places Pop Tarts on plate* *Removes apron*"
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"How to stop procrastinating I don't know but I'll figure it out later"
"Monogamy is difficult. I can't get one girl to have sex with me."
"I can't imagine why more guys don't do yoga. 1. Yoga pants 2. Lots of girls 3. Lots of girls in yoga pants doing yoga moves"
"When I was younger I used to think I was a God. Most parents give their kids food, mine gave me burnt offerings."
"Egg puns... ...are cracking!"
"I got pulled over by a female cop... When I rolled down my window to ask what was wrong, she said ""NOTHING"""
"When people ask how I got the latest movies on my computer.. I respond by telling them my lovely bay with hella booty gives them to me.arggg"
"If a tree falls on your Ex in the woods, and no one hears it, still get rid of the chainsaw just in case."
"Sex is like a box if chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."