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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a masturbating bull? Beef Stroganoff."
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"How can you tell that microchips are made in the US and not the UK? Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps."
"I didn't really want to take my friend's true or false test But he wouldn't take no for an answer"
"My bitch of a Grandma just made me cookies with Raisins in them."
"(NSFW) My girlfriend dumped me because I couldn't give her the 12 inches she deserved.. I told that bitch ""I don't cut 2 inches off for anybody!"""
"Have you seen the trailer for *Constipated*? That's because it hasn't come out yet"
"Where do spiders play their FA Cup final? Webley stadium!"
"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer."
"Why can't Hillary Clinton be called a female? Because she deleted the emale."
"Lady came to front door & asked if I'd donate to new pool they're building for kids. I told her to hang on & came back with a glass of water"