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Joke of the Day

"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer."

"THE HONEST LAWYER When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth? When his lips are shut."

"FedEx missed me and left a note saying I can pick up my delivery, but joke's on them -- I no longer have the strength to do anything at all"

"What's a Dragon Ball fan's favourite food? Vegeta-bles"

"How do we know Snow White was a hipster? She could never say no to apple."

"Do you like fish sticks?"

"What's Tom Brady's favorite sport? Softball."

"What does a prostitute wear on her feet? Whore shoes."

"I looked out the window earlier and the sky was bright green. I thought, 'I've got the fucking plane upside down."""

"I was playing Battleship with my tumor... I won though, my last hit was B9."