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Joke of the Day
"Where do spiders play their FA Cup final? Webley stadium!"
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"If anyone ever tells you they've lost their voice, They're lying."
"A Blonde walks up to a barman and orders a double entendre So he gives her one!"
"Me: Why is gay marriage such an issue now-a-days? Friend: Because people are FUCKING ASSHOLES! This can be taken in two ways and both are correct."
"What's the difference between the mailman and the priest? The mailman doesn't come on Sunday."
"My neighbors wifi isn't working. Do you think they are aware and are trying to fix it, or should I go let them know?"
"Why aren't there any Walmarts in the middle east? Because there's Targets around every corner."
"My friend said he's going to a fancy dress party as a small Italian island..... I said don't be so silly."
"The worst part of Aquaman's day is when he has to kill time on land for half an hour after eating a meal."
"This girl said she wouldn't have sex with me because she was on her period... I'd say her excuse was spotty at best."