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Joke of the Day
"My bitch of a Grandma just made me cookies with Raisins in them."
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"how do you make a dog go ""meow""? Freeze it solid then push it through a band saw. MEEEOOW!"
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"Why did Skrillex lose his job at Long John Silvers? He was always dropping the bass."
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"What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff? They are hiring."
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"""It says here you're very sarcastic?"" Actually it says sadistic ""why would you put that on a resume?"" I was being sarcastic"
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