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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? Only a hooker can wash her crack and sell it again."

"Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she didn't have arms."

"People with eyebrow, nose, and lip piercings always look like they landed face-first into a tackle box."

"What do you call a German Barber? Herr Cut."

"What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ? A chameleon on a tartan rug !"

"Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there is a target on every corner."

"I think im gonna be a comedian Coz my life is a joke :"")"

"According to a new report from BP, the earth will run out of oil in 53 years. Luckily, thanks to BP, the ocean will still have plenty..."

"Explain to me the down side of being under house arrest."

"Gets pulled over: "" it's because I can't see isn't it?!"""