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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you hear a red heads footsteps Because they walk so gingerly"
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"How did Jesus stay in shape? Crossfit"
"I bet you're the asshole that says ""we"" when talking about your favorite sports team like you're on the actual roster."
"Play-Doh is a wonderful way to teach your children that colorful things will lie to you about their taste."
"Q:What did the tornado say to the car? A:('You wanna go for a spin?')"
"So a circumference walks into a restaurant... ...sits down and orders a bowl of diameter ice cream. The waiter asks, ""You want pie with that?"""
"Why are there so many women archaeologists? Because women love digging up the past."
"'Knock Knock.' 'Who's there?' The pilot."
"My dog can eat more condoms than your honor student."
"What part of a football ground is never the same ? The changing rooms !"