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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Halloween for feminists? Triggertreat"
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"What's the best thing about a poet in a prison? Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here."
"Am - hello - goodbye"
"When I search Canadian cats in Google... It just gives me a bunch of lynx."
"Made a Freudian slip, with my ex-wife. I meant to say: ""Hello"" but actually said: ""You silly cow, you've ruined my life."""
"One. How many time travelers does it take to change a lightbulb?"
"Steve wrote home. 'I'm glad you named me Steve' he said in the letter. 'Why?' asked his mother in her reply. 'Because that's what all the kids at camp call me' he wrote back."
"The first rule of Thesaurus Club is... .... you don't talk about, mention, speak of, discuss or chat about Thesaurus Club"
"On a Scale... of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?"
"Procrastination is like Masterbation In the end you just fuck yourself"