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Joke of the Day
"Sales of Advent calendars down by 80% this year It looks like their days are numbered"
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"I hope my children have crippling OCD because free housekeeping would be sweet."
"Would you rather have parkinsons or alzheimers? Personally I'd rather have parkinsons, cos I'd rather have half a pint than forget where I've put it!"
"Just want to apologize to all the unlucky women that have had to deal with my ex because I dumped him."
"What did one orphan say to the other orphan? ""ROBIN, GET IN THE BATMOBILE!"""
"Why did the midget get slapped? Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled."
"Just ate my last pair of edible undies, I guess it's time to get groceries."
"take our dunkin donuts survey and be entered to win $50000! question 1: how sure can you *really* be that they are your real parents?"
"What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society."
"""I don't understand swimming. You don't see fish going for a walk."""