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Joke of the Day

"Doctor: I have two bad news for you. Doctor: The first one is that you have cancer. Patient: whats the second one then? Doctor: you also have alzheimer's. Patient: well at least I dont have cancer"

"My terrible Joke but I never forget it. A dyslexic man walked into a bra...."

"If at first you don't succeed, you're probably assembling furniture from IKEA."

"Alfred: About your girlfriend Catwoman... Batman: Yes, she's a thief, but- A: No, she pooped on the rug again. Right next to the litter box!"

"How does Jaden Smith keep getting roles in big movies? Where there's a Will, there's a way."

"My mind has been wandering so long, we're pretty much in a long-distance relationship."

"I Always Give 100% [FIXED] 20% on Monday, 20% on Tuesday, 20% on Wednesday..."

"got a meat lover's pizza with the Works: freckles, man curds, leeches, clam clits, jowls, blood clots, charred nuggets, gristle, Megan"

"Server: Want one of our famous milkshakes? Me: Well, I saw your yard and it was empty. Server: Huh? Me: No boys. Server: Huh? Me: No thanks."

"DC Comics to end production of Wonder Woman after DEA claims They stated the movie would have attracted to many people to a strong form of Heroine."