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Joke of the Day

"Alfred: About your girlfriend Catwoman... Batman: Yes, she's a thief, but- A: No, she pooped on the rug again. Right next to the litter box!"

"What's the new Taken prequel going to be called? Taken Befour"

"Anal bleaching; because you never get a second chance to make a first impression."

"I took an 8 hour class on door-making... Don't knock it till you try it"

"It's a Boy! James shouted, It's a Boy!!! i still can't believe it! ..with tears rolling down ,James came running out .....swearing never ever to come back to Bangkok again! xD"

"Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris? Depends on who wrote the script."

"How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub."

"Calling Sony comments""racially insensitive remarks"" instead of ""racist""? U can put a cherry on a pile of sh*t but it don't make it a sundae."

"Who is Soulja Boy's favorite person ever? ..........YOUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!"

"What do you call a gynecologist? Lip Reader"