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Joke of the Day

"Teacher: 24 + x + 30 = 90. Find x. Student: It's between 24 and 30."

"What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill? A trip without the kids"

"I got pulled over by a female cop... When I rolled down my window to ask what was wrong, she said ""NOTHING"""

"Hey, people who use crystals or all-natural products instead of deodorant: You don't need to keep informing us. We know."

"How cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black."

"Fetty Wap could probably get more girls. Too bad he's not much of a looker."

"Mark Zuckerberg says he wears a grey t-shirt everyday because he doesn't want to waste time on things that don't matter. He runs Facebook."

"My friend said he froze himself and as a result his testicles were at -273.1 degrees Celcius... Absolute bollocks"

"Imagine if the presidential race was an actual marathon Then we'd really have a Kenyan in office."

"What does a duck call a tractor? A Quakter"