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Joke of the Day

"Teacher: 24 + x + 30 = 90. Find x. Student: It's between 24 and 30."

"My mate Dave drowned... For his funeral, we got a wreath in the shape of a life saver. It's what he would've wanted."

"Did you hear about the blond who got hurt while raking leaves? she fell off the tree."

"So bored at the airport, I just smiled at a baby to kill time."

"A turtle is crossing the road.... when he is mugged by two snails. When the police show up they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies ""I don't know...it all happened so fast!"""

"One out of three men have a problem with premature ejaculation. The rest of us just don't think it's a problem"

"Little known fact: most shepards have NO idea how many sheep are in their flock.... Every time they try to count them....."

"They asked me earlier today what is beer made of Unfortunately I didn't know the answer as I barley pay attention to those facts."

"If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary between ""shit"" and ""syphilis"""

"Pretty nice 7 mile run, and I don't even care that that woman passed me because her cane was like a whole extra leg that never gets tired."