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Joke of the Day
"Ellen Pao."
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"What did a blonde's mother tell her blonde daughter? If you're not in bed by midnight, come home."
"What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around? Holmeless."
"They're creepy and they're kooky, Mysterious and spooky, They're all together ooky The Twitter Family *click click*"
"What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow? I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it."
"Where do you find monster snails? On the end of monsters fingers."
"Two fish swim into a concrete wall... The one fish turns to the other and says, ""Dam."""
"Getting mail addressed to ""Current Resident"" is the sales equivalent of a guy group texting ""You free tonight?"" to every girl in his phone."
"Shakira's hips just told me 9/11 was an inside job and now I don't know what to believe."
"Hey, are you from Ireland? Because when I see you, my penis is Dublin"