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Joke of the Day

"Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?"

"How does a potato keep up with it's friends? With Google chromosome+"

"What is it with people who text and drive? I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them."

"You can't spell Meek Mill.. ..without two consecutive L's."

"So many babies. So little ketchup."

"Please stop giving your dogs human names. My sons Buster & Lucky are getting pretty sensitive about this!"

"Police Officer: Why were you speeding? Women Driver: I was late for traffic school."

"Did you hear about the guy who died after eating chicken? The meat was fowl."

"doc: how is your headache? she: he is doing fine."

"Continuing the apparent theme of incest jokes... How do you circumcise a boy from Missouri? You kick his sister in the chin."