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Joke of the Day
"I posted something about Turkey in /r/news [deleted]"
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"My boyfriend told me my stutter is cute I told him to f-f-f-fuck off"
"Only 5 days until Facebook is stacked with return to the gym statuses and pictures of salads."
"Are you feeling sluggish and tired? Constantly yawning throughout your day? There's a nap for that!"
"What do you call someone who worships Doritos? A chip monk."
"A man just threw a glass of milk at me...... how dairy?!?! Shout out ATH"
"What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor? A pedal physician in the fetal position."
"If you were stranded on an island and could bring three items what would you bring? Michael Phelps, a saddle, and stick with a gold medal on the end."
"I cheated a guy in poker so he burnt down my house. I guess you could say it was a conflagration"
"Wenn ist das Nunstuck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"