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Joke of the Day
"Not one person has been eaten by sharks yet this week. Probably the worst Shark Week ever."
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"What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes? Mr. President."
"What's the difference between Eric cartman and deez nuts? One is a dick from Southpark, the other parks south of my dick"
"What do you do to backwards scented muffins? sniffum"
"What do you call a tenor with erectile problems? Flacido Domingo."
"Girl, You're like my mom I ain't gonna fuck my mom you sick fuck"
"I sometimes send letters to my parents... They're nothing to write home about."
"I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to do a rape-sex fantasy. She said, ""No!"" I replied, ""That's the spirit."""
"Yo mama so fat She is overweighted"
"My Thai girlfriend said to me that a tiny penis should't be a problem in a relationship. I still wish she didn't have one."