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Joke of the Day

"Causes of childhood anxiety: 4% Bullying 9% Inability to puncture a Capri Sun pouch 87% Musical Chairs"

"Me: ""you hang up"" Her: ""no you hang up"" Me: ""no you hang up"" Her: ""no y-"" Jail clerk: ""sir, you only get one phone call."""

"what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? a gang rape"

"The estate of Charles Dickens is too make alcoholic beverages from the apples on their land The slogan is ""All the girls love a Dickens Cider"""

"Scientists believe the world began with the ""Big Bang"". Chuck Norris shrugs it off as a ""bad case of gas""."

"How does Stephen Hawking refresh after a long day? F5"

"""YOU HAVE A CUT ON YOUR FINGER YOU HAVE A CUT ON YOUR FINGER YOU HAVE A CUT ON YOUR FINGER"" - salt"

"""That's funny"" is a nice way of letting someone know it really wasn't."

"Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny? Because sixty-seconds=minute."

"What's harder than beating Alabama twice? Beating LSU once, Geaux Tigers!!!"