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Joke of the Day
"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre"
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"I'm an Asian male who scored a 2300 on the SAT I still don't know if i met my parents' expectASIANs."
"Where do you find a dog that has no legs? Right where you left them."
"Valve Half-life 3 confirmed"
"I installed some new Humbuckers on my guitar. Now the ladies call me a pickup artist."
"Where do African cannibals get their food from? Blackpeoplemeat.com"
"Anti-Jokes So a horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Why the long face?"" The horse says, ""My wife is dying of terminal cancer."""
"Mom, why am I black? - Mom, why are you, dad and everyone else in the family white, and I'm black? - The party was so crazy you should be happy you don't bark."
"Keep your friends close but your enemies closer. No closer. Become one with your enemy. You're now your own worst enemy. Don't freak out."
"What did the flight attendant say to get the attention of the plane full of Kim Basinger clones? ""Attention Basingers"" hahaha"