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Joke of the Day

"Mom, why am I black? - Mom, why are you, dad and everyone else in the family white, and I'm black? - The party was so crazy you should be happy you don't bark."

"If attacked by a pack of clowns.... Go for the juggler."

"*chad kroeger walks through metal detector at airport* TSA agent: I've never seen this low of a reading"

"Whats another term for acid? Its on the tip of my tongue..."

"Is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, I might vote for it."

"Boss: What's for lunch? Me: Food. B: What kind of food? M: The kind you eat. B: ... M: ... B: ... Me: You hired me. This is your fault."

"What do you call a hot day in Canada? A Nova Scorcha!"

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because they'll never find the body."

"What happened to the brain eating zombie that went to Washington? He starved to death."

"older woman => young dude: cougarnolder man => young women: manthernolder man => younger men: faguarnolder woman => younger women: sheetah"