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Joke of the Day
"Ever wonder why tiny little paper cuts hurt so bad? Cause you're a pussy"
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"Hit a cop car last night. The driver let me off with a warning..... ""Anything you say can and will be used against you."""
"*picks up bug, puts it outside* There ya go. *later, bug smashes thru door carrying gun* You should have killed me when you had the chance"
"""I am out of the office. If you need immediate help please contact customer service."" ""Dude this isn't email I'm standing in front of you."""
"Here only 2 out of 11 jokes are funny... Because 9/11 jokes are not funny. ^^Derp ^^:D"
"What are the three rings of Marriage? The Engagement Ring, The Wedding Ring, and The Suffer-ring."
"What is the difference between a refrigerator and a gay man? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out of it."
"A naked jew with an erection ran into a wall He broke his nose"
"How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Five. One."
"Trump often appears on Fox news, which is ironic Because a fox often appears on Trump's head"