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Joke of the Day
"Vagina jokes are not funny Period."
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"The Darkest Joke What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? ... A baby in two dumpsters."
"ME: Is it true you can smell diseases? MY DOG: Yes ME: Well do I have any? MY DOG: Yes, you're insane ME: Wow you can smell that? MY DOG: No"
"that awkward moment when a friend is complaining about their spouse, but you start to identify with the spouse"
"What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow? I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it."
"A man enters an auto parts store. Man: ""I need a windshield wiper for a Smart Car"" Clerk: ""Well, only if you throw $20 into the trade"""
"Pennies from heaven would actually be quite devastating."
"Have you ever heard the joke about the three wells? ""No"" ""Well, well, well...."""
"I'm only friends with people who are taller than me, just in case of thunderstorms."
"Q. ""Why do the commodes in Marine barracks have the cut-out type seats?"" A. ""So that if the seat falls while they're drinking it won't smack them in the back of the head"""