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Joke of the Day

"ME: Is it true you can smell diseases? MY DOG: Yes ME: Well do I have any? MY DOG: Yes, you're insane ME: Wow you can smell that? MY DOG: No"

"Massaging the shoulders of the person in front of you at the Redbox machine will usually help them make up their mind faster."

"How did Captain Hook die ? He wiped his ass with the wrong hand."

"I would like to tell you a remarkably sophisticated joke........... What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing, because they were both stuck up cunts."

"you say ""sitting in your parents' basement wearing pajamas"" like it's a bad thing"

"Why do black people have bigger penises? TestosTyrone"

"So Five Night's at Freddy's 3 was announced Is it going to have a dead horse animatronic that you have to beat?"

"What did the apple tell the annoying orange? Citrus down."

"My wife passed away from an infected in-grown hair. I got a cyst and deceased letter."

"What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack? Morning wood."