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Joke of the Day
"Pennies from heaven would actually be quite devastating."
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"""I'd hit that!"" -Helpful blackjack dealer"
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"I gave my cat a bath the other day... he liked it, but the fur stuck to my tongue."
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"[NSFW] What do you do when your penis starts acting up? Beat the fuck out of it!"
"Why does John Snow wear a Rolex ? Because he's a man of the nice watch"