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Joke of the Day
"I once tried eating a clock it was very time consuming"
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"Although it sounds like it could be a good one, Pissflaps is a terrible name for a bar & grill"
"Ask me if I'm a tree. ""Ok, are you a tree?"" No"
"Finally cleaned out the fridge to make meal planning easier. Tonight, we're having buttered olives with mustard and baking soda."
"The worst part of forgetting a woman's name... Is when you can't quite come up with it, but she's right on the tip of your tongue."
"Two fish are in a tank.. And one looks at the other and says, ""How do you drive this thing?"""
"What do you get hanging from apple trees? Sore arms"
"""I can't begin to tell y-"" ""Good."""
"I did some research to study if women like to use soap or body wash when they shower. 100% of them didn't like me watching them while they bathed."
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