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Joke of the Day
"Two fish are in a tank.. And one looks at the other and says, ""How do you drive this thing?"""
Next Joke
"How is called the funeral of an electrical engineer? Grounding"
"My silent frog died... After a noiseless life and a drawn out death, the little guy finally croaked."
"No really, keep talking. I'm just training for the eyeroll olympics."
"I name photos of me stroking animals in files called ""Fireworks and big dogs.jpg"" so my cats won't find them on my computer."
"My neighbor is a micro biologist. I've never seen him."
"1st wise man: I brought gold for the baby 2nd wise man: [hiding frankincense behind his back] actually that gold is from both of us"
"So as a society we will forever argue and debate over religion and political beliefs yet we freely accept that Mr. Rogers can speak trolley?"
"Bill Clinton rapes a woman... Hillary Clinton then says to him... ""Bill did you rape another woman?"" Get it? Bill Clinton rapes women...."
"How do you call a singing PC? a dell"