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Joke of the Day
"Two fish are in a tank.. And one looks at the other and says, ""How do you drive this thing?"""
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"My Ideal Woman is a Single Mother ...once I've finished with her."
"I hired a nanny to watch my kids. Little did she know they were just two sacks of potatoes. When I got home I accused her of witchcraft."
"I was hoping to lose weight when I quit drinking, but it turns out that's not how pregnancy works."
"Wheres my dog gone? Dead in the trash"
"""PS, I love you"" -- Me to my PlayStation."
"The ex says he's come into some money and can finally ""take care"" of me. Wait...he's gonna have me killed isn't he?"
"Her: I love it when we finish each other's Him: pancakes"
"I had surgery today... It was touch n go at first until the doctor came in and made me stop playing grab ass with the nurses."
"My 5 year old has a filthy mouth. His favorite book is Winnie the Shit."