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Joke of the Day

"I can relate to Alice in Wonderland. She just keeps randomly eating and drinking with the hope that it might magically solve her problems"

"Jehovah's witnesses don't celebrate Halloween. I guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their doors."

"What kind of train eats too much? a chew chew train"

"What type of trees do chickens grow on? Poul-trees"

"Two psychics run into each other in the street The first one says, ""You're fine, how am I?"""

"Two blondes were walking down the railroad tracks. The first blonde said ""man, these steps are killing me!"" The second one said ""it's not the steps that are killing me, it's these low hand rails!"""

"They are removing all the phones in china Seems too many Wings got the Wong number"

"Once you've seen one shopping centre... ...you've seen a mall"

"I have an L shaped couch... lower case."

"What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve? I'm turning over a new leaf."