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Joke of the Day
"They are removing all the phones in china Seems too many Wings got the Wong number"
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"What did the dick say to the condom Go away, you make sex less pleasurable and have a higher than acceptable risk of breaking."
"My mum showed my girlfriend my baby photos. ""You haven't changed at all,"" said my girlfriend. ""Alright mum,"" I said, ""that's enough of the naked ones."""
"What did Ghost A say to Ghost B? Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes."
"Two fish in a tank Fish 1: uh, Greg? Fish 2: what Fish 1: how do we drive this thing"
"Did you know that beer contains female hormones? It's true. You drink too much you get fat, get emotional, talk too much, cry, and you can't drive a car. All apologies to the fairer sex."
"What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies? My erection."
"What did the Nazi do after World War II? He became a veteran Aryan."
"Uber lost over a billion dollars in the last six months so they're asking their drivers to check between the seat cushions."
"I don't see why we Brits don't celebrate 4th of July Surely 240 years of being officially seperate from America is something to be happy about"