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Joke of the Day
"What type of trees do chickens grow on? Poul-trees"
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"I try to be a good sport, but sometimes I'm badminton."
"I was going to read a book on the male reproductive system today... ...But, unfortunately, the bookstore informed that it never came."
"Shoe store employee on phone w/ wife: ""Yea honey I should be home just in time for dinner"" *centipede walks in* ""You've got to be kiddin me"""
"Why was Darth Vader so ugly? Because he had sithilis."
"People complain about the weather and politics till the cows come home... and then they complain about how there are cows in their house."
"What did Charles Darwin name his book about food? *On the Origin of Feces*"
"Which is the most powerful colour? Super Cyan"
"TIFU by burning my post oops retoast"
"What does Tim Cook do when he's home alone at night? Jack off"