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Joke of the Day

"Happy Fourh of July ""Hey England, Happy Fourh of July."" ""Where's the T?"" ""We threw it in the harbor."" Merica."

"Why are women like magazines? They have a lot of issues"

"If I had a dollar for every time I said a racist comment, I would have 0 dollars Because some black guy would have robbed me"

"Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights"

"How are pimples and a priest different? Pimples don't come on your face until you are 12."

"Van Gogh's best friend was his brother Theo He would often lend him an ear."

"I bought shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but fuck you."

"My uncle was killed during the attacks on France.... He blew himself up."

"BOSS: it's national replace H's with F's day ME: really? BOSS: yep, you're hired! ME: hahaha-wait BOSS: get out ME: what the huck?"

"How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow-worm? He has a flashing light."