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Joke of the Day

"Happy Fourh of July ""Hey England, Happy Fourh of July."" ""Where's the T?"" ""We threw it in the harbor."" Merica."

"You can build a thousand bridges. You suck one dick and you're known as a cocksucker."

"6.9 what is 6.9? a really great thing ruined by a period"

"I feel for Hillary Clinton The FBI found a server in my basement too. She was from Hooters I think."

"What do an alcoholic and a necrophile have in common? They both like to crack open a cold one."

"Honey-girl,,,,, your skirt is so short ,,,, your STD's are showing"

"There is a new trend in our office; everyone is putting names on their food. I saw it today, while I was eating a sandwich named Kevin."

"What's the difference between an epileptic cornhusker and a hooker with diarrhea? One shucks between fits..."

"I spent the last two years trying to find my ex girlfriend's killer. No one will do it."

"Sometimes you have to put your phone down and take a look at what's around you.. And wonder how you drove your car into a swimming pool."