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Joke of the Day
"Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights"
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"After you're done looking for true love on Twitter, you should go ride a unicorn around Atlantis, then eat some heart-healthy ice cream."
"I had to fire my driver today So now I have all this money, and nothing to chauffeur it."
"Why do all the lesbians shop at The Sports Authority? Because they don't like Dicks."
"I was in a job interview. The guy said, ""What's your biggest weakness?"" I said, ""I'm a great listener."""
"One tectonic plate bumped into another and said..... ""Sorry, my fault."""
"When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me $85. That's why in the Navy, the captain goes down with the ship."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alberta ! Alberta who ! Alberta'll be over in a minute !"
"Greatest Joke on all of Reddit Is this subreddit"
"I think I might be depressed... But I'm just taking a shot in the dark."