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Joke of the Day

"I bet all three Pigs had a great education, but the Pig that lived in the straw house probably had a ponytail and a neck tattoo."

"How To Talk To A Woman Wearing Headphones 1. Create a podcast"

"What's Thor's favourite piece of clothing? Thunderpants"

"What's the difference between a black man and batman? Batman can go into a store without Robin!"

"When you need Advice everyone is ready to help.....But when you need Help everyone only gives advice...!!!!"

"I should have known my son was stealing from his road construction job, but every time I came home I guess I just ignored all the signs."

"My wife just got breast implants made out of oak I don't think I could do that, I think it'd hurt, wooden tit?"

"What do you call a yellow Oreo? An orienteo!"

"""There's no '1' in ' team.'"" - guy who wrote ""Se7en"""

"How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends what you want it to change into..."