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Joke of the Day
"What's your favorite city in Thailand? Phuket, I don't know..."
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"What do you call Dr Dre, Eazy-E, Ice Cube and MC Ren rapping on top of Mt. Everest? Niggas with Altitude."
"If I wear a wizard hat and robe to my cousin's wedding this weekend, I bet no one asks me if I'm next."
"What is the definition of a farmer? Someone who is outstanding in his field. *hehehe* Credit: Laffy Taffy"
"Best technique for screwing a fattie... Flip through her rolls until you smell shit, then just flip back one."
"Why do people love working at yogurt factories? Because of the culture!"
"Not to get technical, but according to Chemistry...Alcohol is a solution."
"Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor."
"I don't date because I have a very particular type Girls that like me"
"I try to fill the void in my life with food... But it always goes to shit."