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Joke of the Day
"I think the doctors told me my blood type was A... but I'm not positive."
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"What's one thing you hated as a kid but love as an adult? Molestation."
"I went to the Zoo today, only animal there was a dog... It was a Shih Tzu"
"I hate tacos Said no Juan ever"
"What does the average cat say? Mu"
"We can't deny our basic human instincts, like automatically thinking we kind of already know how to play the harmonica whenever we hold one."
"Roses are red, Twitter is blue, you look bangable, so I'll follow you"
"""Whoever smeal it, dealt it""... ""...so technically officer, this is YOUR marijuana"""
"No matter how much you push the envelope... ...it's still stationery."
"I didn't know that numbers were Irish until I started telling time."