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Joke of the Day

"Why is. Dr.Dre's Headphones so popular? Beats me."

"A mate of mine held up a sign that said 'BNAG'... I said, ""That's bang out of order!"""

"What do you call a joke with no punchline?"

"Workin hard. Putting my nose to the grindstone. Grinding away that nose. Barely any nose left now. Whole face messed up. Due for a promotion"

"When someone picks up your call after 3 or 4 rings you should know they were seriously contemplating letting you go to voicemail"

"""You are what you eat."" ARE YOU CALLING ME A PUSSY?"

"Sleeping Beauty is my favorite story about how any sweet princess will activate her fire breathing dragon if you wake her up from a nap."

"Turn off autocorrect? Challinje aceptid."

"A costumer just said to me that my daughter and I look like twins. And I was like, ""Well, we were separated at birth."""

"I read the new iPhone was a commercial failure. This surprised me, because I thought it was going to be a 6S."