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Joke of the Day
"Why are the best bellydancers all Arabs? Because they can sheik it."
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"Bully: Give me your lunch money Me (clutching my lunch sack against my body): My name isn't Money"
"Why were the people in the twin towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane."
"Joke from Glasgow What is the best thing you can put in a pie? Your teeth!"
"What do you call an alien that's also a pedophile? An Extramolestrial"
"Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired"
"(NSFW) we all want something... White people: legalize gay marriage!! Black people: legalize weed!! Mexicans: legalize us!!"
"What do you call a really shitty nieghbor? Dinkleberry!"
"A girl grabbed my cock and said, ""Wow! Your dick wouldn't make a very good clock."" ""Why?"" I asked, intrigued. ""Because I'd struggle to get a second hand on it,"" she replied."
"So Nicole Scherzinger has went from Lewis Hamilton to Ed Sheeran... Well, you know what they say... Orange is the new black."