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Joke of the Day

"Suicide Bomber ""Now I'm only gonna show you this once"""

"My dad is like the Michael Jordan of dads. He has a serious gambling problem."

"We called her herpes helen We called her herpes Helen because her name was Helen."

"Why is rust on a car orange? Because its true car-rot"

"A teacher walks into a bar Guy: can I buy you a drink? Teacher: I don't know, CAN you?"

"I'm an old guy, and I fuck at least 3 super hot girls in their mid 20's every week I'm a student loan collector"

"My girlfriend recently asked me if I wanted to get more serious. I said, ""What do you think we can do to keep the second amendment while making sure terrorism and crime are not enacted?"""

"I think I'm going to start taking helium People are speaking very highly of it."

"I overheard a work colleague saying they are going to a fancy dress party as a small island of the coast of Italy I said don't be Sicily"

"I got an iPad from my chinese friend... I love homemade gifts!"