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Joke of the Day
"Suicide Bomber ""Now I'm only gonna show you this once"""
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"*aliens land on Thanksgiving* *me showing them around* ""We have a specific bone we break from the carcass to make a wish"" Aliens: Savages"
"Have you heard about the new Italian radial tires? When they go flat they go ""wop wop wop!"""
"If clinical depression was a sound, it would be two people trying to talk at the same time during a conference call."
"Just walked in on Mark Zuckerberg writing down the contents of my medicine cabinet."
"Where do otters come from? Otter space. [credit goes to Anne Carson, or wherever she heard it]"
"Diarrhoea runs in my jeans"
"My friend lives on a court with a sign, ""No outlet."" I wonder where he plugs in his TV?"
"I was in a bad place when my girlfriend broke up with me. A brothel."
"What's the difference between Sara Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only one retarded thing came out of her vagina."