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Joke of the Day

"I think I'm going to start taking helium People are speaking very highly of it."

"Failed another job interview today. Apparently taking part in an orgy isn't proof that you can effectively work as part of a team."

"Trump Alien Joke Trump claimed in a recent interview that he'd fund the search for alien life forms. He said he'd start by finding and deporting the ones in the U.S."

"How do you stop your dog from humping your leg? You suck his dick. How can you tell your dogs gay? His dick tastes like shit."

"Mexican artists were hired to make Donald Trump look more ""authentic"" to the Mexican demographic. So they drew a bunch of penises on his face."

"Have you seen www.needleinahaystack.com? Yes but it took ages to find."

"What do your mom and a camel have in common? They both spit."

"Football joke How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn? Paint an endzone on it."

"Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they always steal all of the green cards."

"Que es eso? *takes a bite* Queso!"