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Joke of the Day

"I'm an old guy, and I fuck at least 3 super hot girls in their mid 20's every week I'm a student loan collector"

"What kind of sex toys do terrorists prefer? Blow up dolls."

"You spoiled brats with your fancy Cheerios flavors. When I was a kid Cheerios had one flavor, and that flavor was paper."

"Innuendos? I like to slip one in every now and again."

"Finding out a gay guy has a crush on you is like finding 1,000,000 pesos. You'll think ""Well, I can't do much with this right now, but if I ever cross that line I'll be just fine"""

"When somebody said I could never be a ninja I replied, ""Shurikan"""

"If the number 666 is considered evil ..is 25.8069758 the root of all evil? Edit: My first gold! Thank you kind stranger."

"What is 12 inches long and keeps a woman up screaming all night? Sudden infant death syndrome."

"What do you call a chicken that has passed on? A poultrygheist."

"How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day? ""Aboot this big"""