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Joke of the Day

"""Bob's coming over"" Bob from work or Bob who thinks he's a cop? *knock on door* OPEN UP, POLICE *flushing drugs down toilet* ""Bob from work"""

"Taking that CPR class before Highschool... Led me to believe that choking and strokes would have occurred more often that I thought."

"Conjunctivitis.com There's a site for sore eyes"

"What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than an ""A"" bra."

"What day was Doris Day born? Doris' day."

"Two Peanuts were walking down a dark alley. One was a salted."

"NSFW What do you say when you meet a German virgin for the first time? Guden Tight"

"I have a six figure salary.. $000,000 It's not much, but it's honest work"

"How do you get a Jewish Girl's number? Roll up her sleeve!"

"If you can't do it naked, it's not worth doing."