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Joke of the Day

"Whoever invented the iPhone charge cord is probably the same shitlord who invented the Capri Sun pouch."

"My son can't handle going to camp this year. It's in tents"

"I just got off the phone with my mother. She called 12 years ago."

"If Russia attacked Turkey from the rear... Would Greece help?"

"Some nights I wonder if the little boy from the sweatshop that made my iPhone is staring up at the same stars I'm Instagraming."

"Can Eddy cut a new hamster mane? No, but we're dailin' Tim as a Jew sits for my aunt."

"Do you ever get that creepy deja vu feeling? [credit](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2tc8bn/how_do_you_subtly_fuck_with_people/cny3ig0)"

"TIFU : I got the wrong zoo magazine Oops wrong sub"

"Stay safe out there on New Years Eve Who am I kidding, I'm talking to Redditors."

"This LSD may be taking a turn, but I think this pony rabbit is a piece of shit insurance salesman."