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"Me:Everything you know about me is a lie.Coworker:So you didnt dance naked in the fountain at the mall?Me: Everything other than that."
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"Why did God create stock analysts? In order to make weather forecasters look good."
"There are Three Types of People in this World Those who can count, and those who can't."
"What the opposite of progress? Congress"
"What's the difference between a white orgy and a black orgy? Five black people having sex is only considered a threesome."
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"Kinda scared for 2015 .. Kinda scared for 2015 because 2+0+1+5 is 8. The exact number of nipples Hitler would have if he had 6 more nipples."
"What tastes great on pie but bad on pussy? Crust"