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Joke of the Day

"Damn girl are you today's date? Cause' you're a 10/10"

"Hillary and Bernie are on a boat Hillary and Bernie Sanders are on a boat. It's sinking. Who survives? America survives"

"What are your go to jokes? I was at an event the other day and someone asked ""So... anyone know any jokes?"" What's everyone's ""go to"" joke in social situations?"

"Having a child with down syndrome really is the best deal. You buy 46 chromosomes, and get one free."

"WIFE: I love the oaky, earthen taste of this wine. FRIEND: Mine is both crisp and full-bodied. ME: [corks on my teeth] I am Count Corkula."

"Does Bill Nye always wear a bowtie? Seriously though?"

"CONSERVE ENERGY: How would you feel if someone turned you on and then left?"

"I.. I.. Just... :( A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says, ""Fuck off, you won't bring it back."""

"I went swimming the other day and nearly drowned. 2 families were there to pull me out. The Smith family and the Ball family. Luckily I was pulled out by the Smiths I went swimming the other day..."

"What do mice eat during the summer? Micecream"