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Joke of the Day
"Why do bees hum? Because they can't remember the lyrics"
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"What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont? There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think?"
"23% of traffic accidents involve cell phone use, but 77% do NOT involve cell phone use. Statistics don't lie. It's safer to use your phone."
"They should make the female swimmers wear a tube top & thong then maybe I'd finish before they did."
"Times are tough, my daughter just repossessed a paper airplane she made me, over a quarter I owed her from yesterday"
"A white male walks into a bar... Huehuehuehuehue"
"I got a new job! I got a great new job working for The Mint. I'm gonna make so much money! Also steal a bunch."
"My brother tried killing himself by running his car in his closed garage. He drives a Tesla."
"Roses are red... Valentine's Day is Crap! I don't have a girlfriend so FAP FAP FAP!"
"Whenever a girl refuses to tell a magician her age, he cuts her in half to count the rings."