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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken get a lawyer Because he knew he was going to get fried in court"

"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing."

"This question is only for the fellas: You ever kick back in your man cave and think about what a strong feminist ally you are?"

"Bill Clinton is so getting laid tonight. Hillary is in Indonesia."

"Why did Lot leave his wife? She became salty."

"If a non-profit accidentally makes a profit they must be like, ""Guys we totally suck at losing money."""

"My favourite joke - Two blondes are standing either side of a river, one asks the other ""how do you get to the other side?"" The other replies ""You are on the other side...?"""

"I get sad around the holidays because they always remind me of how much weight I'll be gaining."

"A man walks up to an attractive lady... A man walks up to an attractive lady and explains, ""They say that 160,000 people are having sex right now. Want to make that 160,002?"""

"Who says you can't make someone love you? I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ."