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"What do you call a crab that plays baseball? A pinch hitter."
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"People always misuse ""ironic"". It's so ironic..."
"Tigers blood gave Charlie Sheen HIV"
"My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class wank him off. I said "" son thats 3 schools this year, maybe teaching isn't for you"""
"The joke about the sun Well it's too hot to handle. And the joke about the circle has no point."
"Scientists have invented a new device called the hyperbole chamber. It is the greatest and best thing ever since the dawn of civilization."
"This election has been a bit like watching porn... The hype was fun but now it's over I'm disgusted by what I'm watching."
"If you're unsure if you're pregnant or not that's called a maby"
"Two guys were watching a marathon on tv. One says to the other, ""why are they running?"" ""to win the prize."" ""who will win the prize?"" ""the one who finishes first."" ""then why are the others running?"""